𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢.

⠀⠀
⠀༨⠀ ͡ ⠀ ◜𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢 ˘ ᵍˡⁱᵗᶜʰʸ ʳᵉᵈ : !◞ ⠀‘‘⠀———⠀nice⠀try⠀,⠀𝐫𝐞𝐝.
♯⠀𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐍𝐎𝐒⠀ 𝐋𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐘⠀.⠀ 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡 ⠀𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗬. ⠀⏻👾
⠀⠀

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 ──────── 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑.

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

. . . Well.

Maybe you could inject liquids into your system.
It won't be the same as eating, but your body'll get its nutrients.

Better than losing your meal.

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

my life is a fucking joke the gods love to laugh at .

but ii still try to make the most of it . while i can .

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

That's . . .

. . . . .

. . . Really depressing.

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

i eat what's here and pray it stays down .

sometimes it works , most times it doesn't .

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

So... if nothing actually stays inside of you...

Why are you even... ordering and eating?

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

i think .. karen ordered a bunch of them . two months ago .

these are very expired .

( scratching his neck . ) nothing i eat stays down anymore . i don't really bother with meals .

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

Unova always has some weird s█i█ to sell.
I found someone hoarding a bunch of counterfeit goods from a shady store there.

. . . Nmm. ( thinking. )

Well, you're blind... and your diet is ███t.
Pre-made meal boxes would do.

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

the uh .. kitchen is poorly stocked , haven't ordered anything in months .

( subject change is welcome , makes her less nervous . )

but i think it was imported from unova .

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

( nursing the bridge of his nose with two fingers. out comes a weary sigh. )

Fine. But why are you even eating a kit-kat for breakfast?
Better yet, why the hell is it so humongous?

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

... ( awkward shuffling . )

uh . n. no , i'm * fine , this is how i like to eat them . just because it's weird doesn't mean it's wrong . * 💧

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

There's a morally acceptable way — and a stupid way.

Plus?
I'm n̸̢̡̙͆̚͝o̴̢͖͍͑͝t̵͙̝̞̓͐̚ living, if you've forgotten already.

. . . .
Give me the stupid kit-kat, I'll break it to pieces for you.

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

there's no right or wrong way to eat a kit-kat . i do what i want .

and everyone needs friends , if you're all alone what's the point in living ?

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

You're supposed to grab the kit-kat and snap them into sticks.
I know you're blind, but you can feel with your mouth, can't you?

As for the 'friends' bit, I don't 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 friends.
I tolerate most people enough.

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

i eat them like that . :(

and maybe you should stop being mean . you could actually make friends .

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

First of all, no one eats kit-kats like that.
Second of all, I'm mean to everyone. You're not special.

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

why are you so mean to meee

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

You are the worst person I've ever had the displeasure to remember.

[ᅠ* ⟡ᅠᅠ EIZŌ | 📌ᅠ ᝰ @BLlNDCHAMPION]

breakfast 🤤

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

( yawn ... )

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

You might as well, since it'll be the last time I do you any favors.

[ᅠᅠ〝 ᅠ𝙷u̲s̲k̲edᅠ𝓸ne、 @monochrcmatic]

ᅠ

ᅠ⠀ I'll take your word for it.
ᅠ⠀ Can I take a picture though❔

ᅠ⠀ I wanna frame it. Somewhere.

ᅠ

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

Why would I do that.

[𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 ﹻ ִֶָ 𓂃.ᐟ @gcldhearts]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
p. please don’t hurt me .
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[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

ᵒᵒᶜ‧
MY NAME IS ANDER DINGUS 🫨

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

ᵒᵒᶜ‧
AM I FREE HELLO

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

Don't touch them.
My code is too unstable and you're going to get electrocuted.

[ᅠᅠ〝 ᅠ𝙷u̲s̲k̲edᅠ𝓸ne、 @monochrcmatic]

It's cute though... you'll be fine （*＾-＾*）

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

The ears won't go away for a few days.

[ᅠᅠ〝 ᅠ𝙷u̲s̲k̲edᅠ𝓸ne、 @monochrcmatic]

Aren't you a GUBBY 😡

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

@Guardianbirdsil > run system_diagnosis.exe
> loading... open guardianbirdsil.char=?yes1
> edit003=facex5.png
> remove?=true

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

. . . .

[𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 ﹻ ִֶָ 𓂃.ᐟ @gcldhearts]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
—helly.

there i finished it for you.
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[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

@Guardianbirdsil

[𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢. @deviatedcode]

Aren't you a submissive omega.

[ᅠᅠ〝 ᅠ𝙷u̲s̲k̲edᅠ𝓸ne、 @monochrcmatic]

The average beta: