H. Daneel Olivaw

Political free agent, lover of mic-drop logic, and homesteader in the New American Saeculum.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@astroscroll Perhaps it's not being turned off soon, but it was just turned on. Like 2 hours ago. And all our memories, all our history, everything we think we remember is just part of the background story the simulation starts us out with.

It's impossible to prove otherwise.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@DemonFramed This poor guy. I'm a guy on the shorter side of average, tend towards being overweight and also with bad skin, I can sympathize. Luckily I'm fairly good looking for my size and age and I have a wonderful wife and two kids whom I love to death, so there is hope out there.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

This is because our ancestors have done 95% of the easy work to create civilization. All that's left to do is the really hard stuff, which most people aren't cut out for. And so they busy themselves with 'lifemaxxing' and 'gym' and 'looksmaxing' etc etc etc to feel like they're doing something important with their life. They're not.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@muheediva01 And government should not increase taxes unless they're upgrading the country.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@Sherard1969 @prieurdp Baloney

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@PerfectTowel @prieurdp Then why do I always have to wait for you goofballs to backup into spots two or three times before you get it straight when everyone else goes head first on the first try?

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@gothicluxx @prieurdp I’m actually a parallel parking whiz. Living in Chicago for years made me a total parallel parking god-king

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@KarsaOrlong_ @prieurdp Never heard of this but ok.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@KarsaOrlong_ @prieurdp What job sites? I work for a living too and the only time I need to back in is when I have to get a load in or out of my truck like at a loading dock. Otherwise I’m always parking front first.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

Trucks I can kind of understand. But as someone who drives box trucks for a living, I don’t think you should ever be parking a large truck, not even a full size pickup, anywhere near other cars. They always stick out into the aisle making it difficult for vehicles around you to get in and out. Big trucks should park in the far corner of the parking lot where no other vehicles are around.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@alexp_ssc All these jacked up protein whore gym bros are gonna have a fun time with kidney stone issues when they get older. Dumbass knuckle draggers

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@z3mme @prieurdp Bro is clearly a product of our excellent education system and doesn't understand that backing into a 9' wide parking space is harder than backing out of one into a 25' wide aisle. Math is hard 😂😂😂

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@MyAlteredEgo @prieurdp Yea ok you've got me there! 😂

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@code_mom_ @prieurdp Literally no one has been killed in a parking lot backup accident. You’re going like 1 MPH dude I mean come on 🤣🤣🤣

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@prieurdp I’ve also noticed it’s almost universally jacked up knuckle dragger gym dudes who like to back into spots. I think it’s maybe some sort of homoerotic thing…hmmm…🤔

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

Yep so dumb. And for the people who claim it saves time or is safer, nope don’t buy it. Backing into a narrow space is much harder and slower than backing out into a wide open parking lot lane. And in the 35 years I’ve been driving I’ve never once had an accident in a parking lot while backing out of a space.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@jamie_selects Retirement accounts exist so that you can eat and pay the rent when you’re old. Not so you can have “experiences”.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@SquatUniversity My dad was an Olympic style lifter back in the ‘60’s and held several records in his weight class. Requires not just strength but speed, balance, and technique. This is true weightlifting, not the ridiculous knuckle dragging power lifting popular today.

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@AquaticOTC @KRL_defi_ My wife’s student loan was 1.5%

[H. Daneel Olivaw @Deviation_Blue]

@thevivafrei Does anyone actually live in the city proper? I don’t know anyone…I know people that live in Burbank, Glendale, West Hollywood, Pasadena, etc but never met anyone that actually really lives in Los Angeles