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[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[landon @landon_hanna]

So, you’re sick of isolation?

[RubMor @QBruby]

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

if this virus gets any more toxic i might try to date it

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

this is fucking bullshit

[📟🌐 TRÉ VAYNE, INC. 🌐📟 @trevaynebitch]

This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me

[josh! @queersocialism]

i should’ve just sat there and ate my food

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end

[dilly pops @DylanTheTwit]

First the coronavirus,
and now this??
Jesus Christ..

[Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira]

Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student

[Brody Edwards @Brody_Edwards24]

doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about
Step 1: get your W-2’s
Step 2: give them to your dad
i don’t know what so hard about that.

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

dads driving to the airport at 3am for a flight at 10am