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hey add me on PSN im turkybaster666

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when ppl try to make corn creamy i hate that. play god on your own time

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my summer plans are to get catsup stains on every pair of shorts and feel unity

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going to rootwad = giving a blood donation to the mississippi river squito god

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my band is playing one big ass ripper at CBGBs tonight. 8 PM, no punks allowed

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@danielalwaysoff @moocowgoesmoo every legend must one day too return to dust

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@danielalwaysoff @moocowgoesmoo they call it "california straight edge"

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imagine seeing a wandering bard and treating them like this. failed questline ass

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the levels of dgaf on display are pretty impressive tbh

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always a little offended when someone wears airpods in my store. you don't like gary numan bitch???

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@jewelcharger hell yea that's tight. i feel like our incident was when we had 4 snow days on finals week in december but would've had to go in on friday until a hero let the air out of all the bus tires on the lot the night before. i used to smoke k2 w him

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@cheesefry420 i'm just a little guy! i cant read!

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i don't read what i'm getting at the dispensary at all and got some fuckin edibles with aphrodisiacs in em

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oscillating between 3 spent juul pods. on my fishes and loaves shit

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british music really sounds like mfs who eat beans for breakfast made it. carnival ride ass music

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ive never hated taylor swift as much as i hate people who hate taylor swift

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unfortunately smoking weed is totally way cooler when you're 18 than 28. happy 420

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while smokin kush in the mall parking lot

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currently observing the strongest double rainbow of my life