DevilThots

Legal ⚖️ piñata 🪅 ,
Corporate 👩‍💼gaslight 🕯,
Son.

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I may be the Sam Levinson of startups

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Dedra Meero has thyroid cancer :(

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The intersections in La Brea are set up like Beyblade arenas

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@elonmusk Going to Macau, feeling lucky

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@boss_on_here imagine the ballsrooms they have in the Forbidden City

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Hapsburg jaw of the mind

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I’m not afraid to be poor. But I must not be poor… Yet.

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Jerome Powell is my guardian angel

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I’m in my guild navigator sarcophagus, but instead of spice melange it’s filled with cope

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The enemy of my enemy is missing brunch right now

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Looks like we have another “raping blob” incident

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Wallstreet, they count your victories. They say you can see the future. Whisper “Oracle of Omaha.”

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I hold at your neck the Buyout Offer.
Poison deal.
Instant poverty.

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The world is a gas station

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I’m unemploid

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Wealth is bad when other people have it, because that is wealth that could be mine but isn’t because they have it instead of me.

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Favorite color: Hamlindigo Blue

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A bone you only find inside of dogs

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white guys go to thailand thinking they’ll become Toruk Makto

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kind of getting yorgos with it