Devil Acorn Squash

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@elonmusk Your mom is a real banger.

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@elonmusk I heard you wipe back to front.

Care to comment about your shitty smelling balls?

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@laurenboebert I would pay any amount of money to watch you get beaten in a ring @laurenboebert

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@RepMTG What is your job exactly? Just looks like you get paid to fight other people.

You are a fraud and an embarrassment

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@elonmusk I hate you, @elonmusk

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@Cobratate Gay

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

#TheFamouslyRomantic

Elon Lust

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#TheFamouslyRomantic James Brown after performing cunnalingus

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@scrowder Let’s see that butthole, Steven!

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Let’s see that butthole, Don Jr!

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@dbongino This is awesome. Thanks for the info @dbongino!

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@ThursdayBootCo Great shoes! I have two pairs, two pairs of boots and one of your bags.

Love @ThursdayBootCo!

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@elonmusk My butthole is the bedrock of democracy

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

@dbongino My butthole weighs 4 lbs.

Thanks a lot, Obama!

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

Murder a transient, then put his body in your car and set it on fire.

Call in an anonymous tip that you’ve been involved in a terrible accident.

Hilarity ensues

#FunnyWaysToAvoidWork

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

Eat a hand grenade

#FunnyWaysToAvoidWork

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Claim your kids leukemia is really acting up

(You don’t have kids and you’ve never been married)

#FunnyWaysToAvoidWork

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Say your dog ate your wife

#FunnyWaysToAvoidWork

[Devil Acorn Squash @devilacorn]

#FunnyWaysToAvoidWork

Die

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@laralogan @deancain What a whiny little bitch