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a mess, she/her, no minors

[elias b @covetedtowelboy]

when you get sober you suddenly find yourself drinking all kinds of juice and fruit flavored drinks

[💫☄️🌟 @devilapproved]

I think that was the worst birthday I’ve ever had and I feel stupid and selfish for crying about it still

[Wonderkitty, Cetacean Defender of Taco Bell 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

The feds are trying to punish Taco Bell for bringing the outbreak to light.

They are trying to punish Taco Bell for doing the right thing quickly and without being told to.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

A little fucking late for this

[Shattubatu @Shattubatu]

If you're saying "omg this is so meee, but also with getting into and out of bed, going out of the house, getting started with a hobby etc. etc." then the relatable thing isn't "showers are cozy :3" it's that you have executive dysfunction!

[Efe @SassyE]

A lot of content from DINKS is solely about not having children because of money but I would love to see folks talk about material conditions like infrastructure, increasing AI surveillance, violence to children and climate crisis. Things your money can't protect you from

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

Upper-middle-class families are in a weird dead zone with college.

They make too much to qualify for meaningful financial aid, but not enough to casually write $100,000 checks every year without it completely changing their life.

So the kid looks rich on paper, gets little help, and the parents are expected to absorb the cost of a house down payment every single year.

College pricing has also obviously become absurd.

[Violet! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @veryultraviolet]

yknow every year without fail i cannot get my adhd medication because the government poorly guesses how much of it should be made and then i have to ration out my medication

but never would i start blaming people who take the same meds for the shortage. its the system.

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

We are all making jokes yeah but he definitely 100% is dead and I don’t think anyone is understand how seriously insane that is that they are keeping that from the public and operating as if he’s making calls and renovating

[ned! @nedsore]

"I'm very self aware" says the guy whose plans for tomorrow depend entirely on waking up with more self discipline and adherence to routine than he has ever exhibited in his life

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

I was an extremely guilty child, constantly wracked with shame. I'm happy to report that this trait has not translated to my daughter, who just fumbled a large watermelon, watched it explode on the ground, and declared "oh well, it was heavy."

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

so awesome for you that you have gotten to live a life where severe addiction before 25 is incomprehensible

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

This is an insane story. CPS said that Buttigieg couldn't be alone with his kids, and conducted a "forensic interview" with his four-year-olds, solely because of an anonymous caller's claim that someone else had told them Buttigieg told him many years ago that he had committed crimes. Abysmally bad judgment by the cops and CPS.

[（☆ ◡ ☆） @lilleethaa]

this is a great reminder that we shouldn’t all be friends. because if someone came over to my house 15 minutes before they said they would, i’d feel disrespected and intruded upon

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

A short while ago “spoons theory” discourse was common online, now understanding of mental health issues has regressed to “Being disabled means you can never do something, if you can do it once then you’re not disabled”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[monks mood @EF_escape]

edit for clarity: My baby died and now Im selling its shoes. It never got a chance to wear them on account of dying first.

[💫☄️🌟 @devilapproved]

Just having a hard time suspending disbelief I guess. I also think it would all be too much at first and there would have to be an adjustment period to make sense of any of it but idk I guess the movie doesn’t work in that case then lol

[💫☄️🌟 @devilapproved]

Watching Lucy and idk im not buying that she would become like that nor do I love the implications. I think it would have been more intelligent for her to retain her personable attributes and general concern for others even if only as a psychopathic ruse

[💫☄️🌟 @devilapproved]

I also just generally don’t like that people view true intelligence as robotic and devoid of emotion. It’s very tech-bro-y. Anyway I guess I could think of a few reasons why they would choose to portray it that way that make sense to me so I don’t entirely hate it