garbage girl

soft heart, dry feet. [she/her]

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

You gotta wake up to take a nap

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

maybe one of these days my coworkers will actually listen when I tell them I AM NOT AN ATTORNEY

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

The business manager at the car dealership called me impatient, which, yeah sure, but ok rude??

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

For Microsoft being so advanced, they really struggle to keep up with zoom for video calls

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

@xXxnastyboixXx @wahoobeans Not it opening 30 seconds away from my new apartment 😍

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

another Saturday night where Corey falls asleep in front of the tv and when I turn it off he says “I was watching that”

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

@_katieloser @sour_susie No because I also want to see

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

@sour_susie I wish she’d see this and we can start sending spit takes to each other

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

I don’t trust my insurance broker because they use comic sans for their renewal forms

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

This just in: they included the cabbages vendor 🔥❤️

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

Not me getting emotional watching the live action Avatar (jk of course I’m getting emotional)

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

Steak-umms bless this pile ✝️🙏🏼

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

am I nuts for (when I’m ready) wanting to time conception to make sure I have a child whose sun sign is compatible with me?

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

@wahoobeans Literally would rather clean the toilet than my stall shower

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

@_katieloser Not at all

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

@sour_susie Excuse me

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

@sour_susie 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

my mans put on a muppet Christmas carol and knows the lyrics to all the songs and honestly I find this insanely endearing

[garbage girl @deviledmegg_]

I can’t believe the cat distribution system is alive and well literally EVERYWHERE but where I live