Devilissa

My 3 favorite things are dick jokes and not using commas.

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

Police just showed up in front of my house and told me that they got a report that MY dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes😒

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“Equal rights, Equal fights” As if men weren’t beating the absolute fuck out of women when they had no rights. 🥴

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Had to come on here cuz Facebook, Indtagram and WhatsApp are all down😭

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My mother say I looking like Kyle Boss in this outfit

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@FamousAmosJ69 REAL and it pissed me offfff

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@thrustonbenny It’s not that good. It’s affordable but always by the mechanic.

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Mini golf or something like that 🏌️‍♀️

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

I’m an 2 hours early for an interview rn and I wanna shit so bad😭 I’m also baking in the car cuz my ac gave out last week. Lord fadda put ah hand

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

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Update!!!!

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A recent

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Update!!!!

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

Last Pc part secured🥹 I just need time to build it now

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

People going crazy after seeing the Gypsy rose crime scene photos🥱 It’s a murder what did you expect?? Also, it wasn’t even that bad. I’ve seen worse in a “movie” called Banned from Asia. Literally rl just videos of people being tortured and unaliving themselves

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Remind me when I’m rich to go to a Taylor Swift concert please😭 I already missed my chance to see MJ. I’ll die if I don’t see her irl

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

I’m so scared to check my bank balance rn😭 From the dentist to Pennywise, to clearing some pc parts and ofc some fast food all in one day🥹 I FRAIDDDDD

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

@FamousAmosJ69 I was just mad he couldn’t tell right away that it wasn’t her…during this whole season she was a depressed yapping b*tch and all of a sudden she wanna play dress up and fuck all the time? NAH wayyy out of character

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

Last Pc part secured🥹 I just need time to build it now

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[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

Serious question for Americans. Do yall get paid or have a competition for the person with the most and biggest American flags around their house?

[Devilissa @devilissaaa]

My cousins will never know what it feels like to be the most good looking cousin. I’m crying😭

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