urdaddy

i only post when im high and/or taking a shit

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

the evasive urge to say “alive” when asked how i’m feeling

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

#medicatekanyenow

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happy new cock

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

kurt cobain the typa guy to k/ll himself

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

fat cant explore #tragic

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

#doratheexplorer #hireme

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

Shame he ki!!ed himself. #RipJustinBieber

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

and then i inserted my penis into

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

guys i think it might be joever for me

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

went to the vagina restaurant they were serving cunt

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

what the shrek bro

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

incredibly squeezable into a paper ball and thrown against a wall

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

the devil is just an evil furry

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

yall ever put ur phones in sexual mode?

[Rami @ramixddd]

“real people have few friends” or maybe you’re just unlikeable

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

@ramixddd REAL

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

@Jerrykenyanjui i honestly dont even remember the context i was just thinking about the word

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

i am thinking about the word cunt rn

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

i want to sob bro im such a pussy

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

jorts stay on during sex

[urdaddy @devilsadvocadoo]

i ripped my fingers open playing bass then i was sitting there woahing at how the fabric of my pants felt different where my fingers were fucked and my friend looked at me and went YOURE SO FUCKING AUTISTIC