Satan in Jeans

Hi I'm Satan, a surprisingly normal guy in jeans. Poly, Artist/Musician, Atheist, former Christian, dino geek. Raised by apologists, wolves could've done better

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

Any of you heretics wanna snapchat my username is both stupid and easy to remember. Pizzacrustman. Still Dylan 👍

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

If you honestly and truly believed in hell you would never struggle with sin. You're welcome.

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

Ice-T singing Slayer makes me happy.
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[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

The coelacanth of today I not the coelacanths that are extinct. https://t.co/ClVkopg0Wg https://t.co/nym6NSKWdK

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@MicheleLianna hell no to getting married and no one died, just like dressing up :)

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

No makeup needed to look like a demon. Those dark circles are natural.

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@Morrigans_Flame good god 😍🌹🌹🌹

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

When I doodle I like to uh, think outside the box ;D

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

I don't believe in Satan. My username is a joke. Just like your education. https://t.co/3xkCe98k23

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM My username is joke. Like your beliefs.

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM enjoy your delusions of mythology

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@1AEDWM --you could make it to the indies by sailing the Atlantic. Besides being an idiot he was responsible for genocide. Now piss off.

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM Columbus did not discover that the earth was round. Everyone already knew that by then. Chris was just the moron that thought--

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM ok. I don't have the patience to address every stupid point you made. But I'll hit up this one before bidding your dumbass adieu.

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM I can't break it down any more for you. If you can't understand I'm done talking to you.

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM everytime I say light year I mean distance and year I mean time. The distance light travels within time is it's speed. 1 LY per year

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM What you fail to understand is that I never said nor implied a lightyear was a unit if time. You accused me of that but I didn't.

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM

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@1AEDWM the speed (distance over time) of light is 1 lightyear (the distance) per year (the time). That you don't get that is fucked

[Satan in Jeans @devilsfunnybone]

@1AEDWM if I'm traveling 1 lightyear per year, every lightyear takes a year to travel. 5 lightyears takes 5 years