Sakuya Izayoi

The head maid of the Scarlet Devil's Mansion

Parody account, Not affiliated with ZUN.

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

I've been having a surprising amount of free time recently. I guess it wouldn't hurt to take on a new hobby for the time being.

[Sakuya has joined parody twitter!]
#Parodytwt

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

you should be the one with servants, not the other way arround

[FLANDRE SCARLET @LilSisFlan]

Huhhhhh....

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

Why.

[FLANDRE SCARLET @LilSisFlan]

I submissioned

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

...every human? Are you sure about that?

[Hong Meiling @4000YearHistory]

If I don't get it then I'm actually just going to eat every human that I come across. No holds barred. There will be no stopping me. Mountains of broken bodies beneath the wheel.

[DON QUIXOTE THE ASPIRING FIXER @beachvolleyburh]

[📌]

“Hath mine time come? I am Don Quixote!”

[DON QUIXOTE FINALLY HAS A PROPER /PROPER/ PINNED!]

#MVRP x #PTWT x #PMTWT

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

@4000YearHistory Just like me fr

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

@4000YearHistory Flan?

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

I don't think much will change for me, i already try to take care of you

[FLANDRE SCARLET @LilSisFlan]

So... Didnt expect too much people, but now I have a cousin and a uncle!

Only that I have three mothers now... So.. Idk for who to decide

(@DistorteD5wift cannot be tagged in photos)

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

We could just take care of her together

[Hong Meiling @4000YearHistory]

Well, erm...
I am already the mansion's gatekeeper.
I'm not sure whether I could be a better caretaker than Sakuya-san...

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

alright, alright, i'll make us tea

[Marisa Kirisame @human_magician]

I just wanna have a lil’ tea party with ya. We’ve had tea together plenty of times.

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

it is a little odd taking you seriously when you look so much like her but i'll get used to it

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Yup!

Kinda sucks when people base you off a stupid fairy and not the fact that I'm a shrine maiden, y'know..

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

another what?..

[Joseph R. Biden Jr. @PrimeSupremeB]

"Another one."

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

@AntiDistort_ 👀

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

yes, we've met, i think i just understood how you felt when you saw me for the first time

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Apparently your Gensokyo's a switched up version of mine.

You prolly know the dumbass fairy, right?

With the ice?

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

@LilSisFlan Who did you think I was?

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

Where you come from Milady Remillia is my younger sister? Here Remillia is the owner of the scarlet mansion, my boss

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

You've got a younger sister right?

Remillia Izayoi?

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

@LilSisFlan BUT IG**

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

@LilSisFlan //I don't really have a fix username big ig you can call me Cerb, I'm the same person behind, @/Kaizoaqua. I don't think I ever talked to you though

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

well, if you ever want to battle just call me then, just lets be sure to do it somewhere away from the mansion

[FLANDRE SCARLET @LilSisFlan]

Im glad...!
Maybe we could battle someday, or just have tea together

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

@4000YearHistory i feel your pain 💔

[Sakuya Izayoi @DevilsMaid_]

me? the lady? i can't even imagine something like that, and who is the other me's sister in that case?

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Where im from, YOU'RE the one with the maid.

Everything's flipped for me, I guess