shalice 🥀

agent of chaos. she / her. 24.

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

when i get paid biweekly so i gotta make $100 stretch for two weeks in the most expensive city in the us

[jabrielle. @gsbabyyyy]

Hello hi, don’t invite me anywhere until 2026. The money is finished. Regards.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Please don’t bring me to no party if u gon do coke im really gon b in the corner like this

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

“trump will be better for the economy”

niggaa door dash been your main source of income for about 2 years now the economy got nothing to do with you

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

[zellie @zellieimani]

My feelings exactly.

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

are we allowed to say it was rigged or can only they do that…

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[tremain @imtremainhaynes]

Me faking to sleep to pretend I’m not worry about this election tonight #Election2024

[Raya ♡ @lorayaxo]

voting against human rights is a character flaw

[mays gilliam @djelzee]

this man got impeached twice AND arrested and he’s still in our face running for president. and people are still voting for him. shit is actually crazy lol

[afropessimism apologist @queendurag]

for me personally, politicians aren't scared of us and I think that's a huge problem

[Adrienne Mahsa Varkiani @AdrienneMahsa]

Really feels like bomb threats in Arizona, Georgia, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin on Election Day should be a bigger story

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

no president gone make you rich btw, if you was broke today gone be broke tomorrow

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

He wouldn’t even be allowed to run.

[Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip]

Just in: 110-year old Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre voted today in Oklahoma. I’m told she voted for Vice President Harris.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Now that you've seen both Obama and Harris campaign to perfection, you understand why we say Black people have to be twice as good just to get half the credit