Saw a woman pleasuring herself with a Snickers bar... that's what I call playing with your food, she mustn't have been her. What's next, a twink with a Twix? That's what I call marketing... UP TOP
was talking to this girl sitting next to me in my literature class and she just casually mentioned being friends with a bunch of shotacons and i just looked at her and witnessed her realise she picked the wrong dialogue option in real time