That Witch

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

Idk who needs to hear this today but receiving gifts and being provided for does NOT magically turn you into someones property ✴

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

Y'all ever look at an old crush like
Damn
How long they been that goofy lookin tho

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

@lauren_curio A WHOLE ENTIRE LADY

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

I got up at 3am to make buffalo chicken dip from scratch yes of course i'm okay why would you ask-

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

@lauren_curio I don't know....but im not sure how to go about figuring it out without making it look like I have a strange kink

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

Everything we smell also smells like our boogers but we don't know it because we're noseblind to them. In this essay i will

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

@lauren_curio And yes we are the same person sorry i dont make the rules

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

@Majer836 I can't argue. Im weak to your charms

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

@lauren_curio I get these goddamn toxic werewolf porn ads CONSTANTLY and i do not understand why

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

"It's not that I have a PROBLEM with you being gay it's just that-"

thanks I didn't ask

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

Not me ugly crying because a fictional couple got a happy ending

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

@ProbablyFox THATS ALL I EVER SAAAWWWWW

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

@ProbablyFox IT ALWAYS HAD A BLUE TINT WHEN I SAW IT BEFORE

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

Just got in a shouting match with my roommate because Pluto is a Baby Planet and I will not be convinced otherwise

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

Another Update : We are Absolutely Positive he is going shopping later

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

The 2yo's first time watching Spirit and she is very upset #Spirit

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

Update: Rain needs a Bandaid and Spirit is going back to jail (and shopping later)

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

Me: *picking up 2yo from daycare* Did you make any friends?

2yo: Yes! He's so cute! He looks like a pig!

Me:.....

2yo: He needs to eat vegetables.

[That Witch @deviltoadwitch]

@lauren_curio Tbh I have cut out way more people for less. At the end of the day your mental health matters more, and whoever is in that group that matters and that you want to connect with will still want to be friends with you.