Amir 🦦

1914 | Everything, in time.

[Amir 🦦 @devilx722]

Me using Twitter to avoid social interaction

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'm this OLD

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

The vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the ice cream

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[CallUnc @Callunc]

"WHY DIDN'T I BUY BITCOIN IN 2010?"

Me in 2010

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Jus waiting for this mf to get to 100 😭🤣

[° @binx7h]

me coming home from work ready to isolate myself

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Manifesting.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me genuinely enjoying my lil boring life cause at least nobody hurting me or using me.

[eliz @eliza___v]

No one:

Me watching carpet cleaning videos at 2am:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Him: “So what do you do for fun”
Me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Road trips in the 90s be like