Sputnik

I twink therefore I am

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

Something about a beer and two vodka crans (in that order) makes me turn evil

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

Having a crush on a man and a woman simultaneously is the 7th layer of bisexual hell I think I need to be shot I think that’s the only solution

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

I dont know how to explain it but i only have until the end of March

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

King Julian please let me hit your vape

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

I have a twin XL can I still get play

[fae⚧️ @grassfay]

my take on transsexual vs transgender

i just thought transsexual sounded cooler

[— @graveair]

I abuse the word “genuinely” because I was born feeling like a fraud

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

i knew from a young age that i was offputting and unfixable

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

ANAW Assigned Non-Binary At Work

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

I’d block a bitch on Outlook

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Just sent 4 pathetic text messages

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

I wish shin splints on my worst enemy

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

ok well the amulet says youre just jealous

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Not only is he the love of my life he’s also blocked everywhere

[ant @persistantz]

may you forget me in every lifetime

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

Communicate with me white boy

[aspiring cult leader @hommeboy]

10 likes I’ll do molly at Friendsgiving

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

Back at it again

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

The friends to lovers to enemies to friends to lover again trope will not save you!!!!! It will give you suicidal ideation

[Sputnik @devilzmanor]

I’ve been having hypothetical life or death situations in my head all day and it keeps me really on task. I’m locked in in ways Akinator couldn’t even predict