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Welcome

[q @qglezzz]

big on “you could’ve just told me”

[Ellise @httpxellise]

Effort is attractive. I appreciate it.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi

[miss airhead 🫦 @Annjeuu]

I hate that I cry when I’m mad. Like bitch grow up 😭😭😩

[JWay 💫 @TheJWayy]

if we texting past 12am ur replies gotta be within seconds

[helena riley @freshhel]

U just don’t bother a woman when she is eating a reeses pumpkin..

[Need for Speed @Marquis__Young]

Joe Cancel student loan debt to the vaccinated and watch what happens lol

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

I love to take a daily probiotic to promote good gut health and then have 17 tequila sodas

[T A Y @Taayylorrrr_]

My #1 flex is that I never had a nicotine addiction

[Jinen Kamdar @jinen]

there are two kinds of people in this world

1. those that think EOD means 5.00pm
2. those that think EOD means 11.59pm