Dev

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

When a patient says “I feel like I’m gonna die”, they are about to code until proven otherwise. Trust me on this one.

[Dev @devin_leaa]

Caterer just reminded me we are 10 days out from wedding day 😳

[Dev @devin_leaa]

Me bc it’s wedding month

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Absolutely no one:

Me all month of October:

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Dev @devin_leaa]

Grad school is sounding more and more appealing every day.

[Dev @devin_leaa]

S/o to the person in front of me at Dunkin that paid for my coffee 😭

[Dev @devin_leaa]

@sarahebarb71052 No ma’am, just to get well quick because I hate missing out on money 🥴

[Dev @devin_leaa]

Two whole ass years without catching covid, had to get vaccinated for work and now within two months of getting vaccinated I’ve got the shit. 😒

[Dev @devin_leaa]

Always good to know where you stand with someone.

[Nicolas Ryan™ @NicBell99]

I hate when you tell an older person not to do something with your baby and they are like “I have 5 kids and they all turned out fine when I did this” and I’m like yeah I’ve seen your work I’m not impressed.

[Dev @devin_leaa]

@alyssa52410 If only Dakota was only home on Friday’s… he be home for dayssss and will ignore the mess until the bitter end

[Dev @devin_leaa]

Y’all ever come home thinking maybe your man has cleaned something around the house?? Lol, nah me neither.

[Dev @devin_leaa]

@TylerParker_22

[em 🖤 @emilykaywelborn]

Advice on how to feel better about yourself after having kids? Because 🥴🥴

[Dev @devin_leaa]

@Jordan_Young__ My blood pressure was high all day long

[Dev @devin_leaa]

Meditech expanse is satans spawn. That is all.

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

I’m not friends with cheaters, absentee parents or abusers. I don’t care how nice you are to me as a friend if you have questionable morals in other aspects of your life.