simplethings

here to keep myself entertained, its a dumpster 🔥 out there.

[simplethings @devin_menzel]

Happy Hellaweed #WeedLovers #cannabisculture

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

DETACHED FROM REALITY

Mark Carney just claimed the average FAMILY spends $800 per month on groceries or $10,000 per year.

Has he gone to the grocery store?
4 steaks 🥩 is $100 only one meal

If you ate BEEF 20 days a month x $100 that’s $2,000 without veggies, fruit or carbs

[Scott Aspinall @ScottAspinall5]

Timelapse sequence of last night's tornado near Oxbow, Saskatchewan #skstorm

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

Oh, my bad.

I thought our two official languages were English and French.

[Appalachian Liberty @Liberty_Xtreme]

This right here is where men’s genetic fixation on finding a good stick comes from. It’s in our bones, we remember the need for them.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[John Ringo SF Author @Jringo1508]

Ulsterman and IRA meeting in a pub somewhere in Ireland.
Ulsterman: Long time.
IRA: Aye. Suppose it's a reasonable time to apologize about your cousin ah.
Ulsterman: What, feeding him live to bloody pigs? Eh, it was a long time ago and I never really liked him. Guess I should apologize about that pub bomb.
IRA: I didn't really need hearing in that ear anyway. So...
Ulsterman: So... You still got some connections and what?
IRA: Aye. Some packages coming in. You fella me lads still got friends in the Regiment?
Ulsterman: Aye. We've spoken. They're in.
IRA: Glad they'll be our side this time.
Ulsterman, raising glass: Here’s to absent friends. And here’s twice to absent enemies.

There was a picture posted by the Ulsterman website of two stout young fellas walking side by side, masked, one carrying the Ulsterman flag the other SINN FEIN!

For those who don't get that... The meme is the metaphor.

The metaphor goes something like this:

'When Ulster and IRA walk shoulder to shoulder... World has either come to an end or someone's is about to.'

Fucking Starmer has no idea what he has unleashed.

@TKratman

[Michael Cooper, MP @MichaelCooperMP]

OUTRAGEOUS

The Carney Govt BACKDATED the "spaceport" lease FUNNELLING $20M tax dollars to the nearly-bankrupt Maritime Launch Services for NO WORK.

After this BAILOUT the Board Chair IMMEDIATELY SOLD his previously worthless shares POCKETING $1.8 MILLION.

TOTAL CORRUPTION.

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

I keep hearing how great Sikhs are supposed to be but they keep doing things like this. I think white people should be able to carry a ceremonial AK-47

[bu/ac @buperac]

Anyone remember when immigrant Vincent Weiguang Li beheaded Tim McLean on a bus in front of everyone and then started eating him?

He now goes by Will Baker, he’s likely your neighbor.

[Lise Merle XX @Lisemerle]

Alameda, in SE Saskatchewan

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[Vote Canada @VoteCanadaCom]

These two absolute embarrassments, Katy Perry @katyperry and Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau have made themselves into the biggest international laughing stock imaginable. Here stands a former prime minister of Canada who has sunk so low that he spends his time groping a washed up pop singer on a yacht, for all the world to see, like some immature boy who never learned any self control. Their endless public pawing sessions, including those vile yacht images where his hands wander all over her backside, and the recent red carpet moments where he rubs her rear end right in front of cameras, prove just how trashy and unprofessional the pair truly are. Trudeau, who once preached about ethics and feminism, now appears as a total fraud who ditched any remaining dignity after his string of political failures, simply to chase cheap celebrity validation, while Perry stumbles from scandal to scandal, with her public mom shaming on television, her ties to problematic producers, and fresh sexual assault claims that expose her phony empowerment image as pure hypocrisy.

They flaunt their forced blended family moments and extravagant trips as if the public should care about their manufactured romance, when the entire thing drips with mutual publicity desperation aimed at salvaging their ruined reputations, yet it only amplifies the ridicule. People across Canada and beyond cannot stop mocking this pathetic display because a supposed statesman, reduced to tabloid fodder, with a singer whose career has flatlined, exposes their profound shallowness and hunger for attention. Every stunt, from their plastic cup contradictions at festivals to their tone deaf getaways, underscores what drama queens they remain, forever prioritizing headlines over any shred of respect. These two represent the worst collision of faded celebrity and failed leadership into one cringeworthy spectacle that the entire world rightfully dismisses as the height of immature garbage.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

People are saying the Irish have taken things too far. I don't think they have, mate.

[Turning Point UK 🇬🇧 @TPointUK]

Belfast police violently arrest local man and woman.

If they were a Somalian knifeman would they have been beaten like this?

[Flavour of Ireland @VideosIrish]

Back story on the incident in belfast where an african immigrant tried to behead a native

[Vesper @vesperdigital]

🚨𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗜𝗧... 𝟮 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗛𝗦!!!🚨

Carney admits on tape: When voters blocked his ESG plans, "We" Central Bankers acted like "Regulators" going around the voters through the BACK DOOR!

Manipulating fossil fuel prices by withholding lending.

Now he's PM!🙃

[Seinfeld’s Pez Dispenser 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @JoniWagner]

Justin Van Allen of Orillia — a dad of five, just walking his dogs in Scout Valley — was randomly st—bed to d€ath on a public trail by another Brampton criminal who’d been released after a pathetic 60 days for assau|t with a w€apon.

This bl00d is on the hands of every judge, prosecutor, and politician who coddles repeat predators instead of locking them up for good.

Our ‘justice’ system is continually protecting thugs, not families. It should make us all furious that this slaughter was completely preventable.

Praying for Justin’s wife and children in their unimaginable grief. They deserved justice, not this.

A link to a fundraiser to support the family of Van Allen is available below.

[David Vance @DavidVance]

"I am being beheaded"
"Don't think you are, mate"
Britain 2026

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

UK Police:- “Potentially someone could perceive that as a Hate Crime”

“He’s partially deaf - he asked them to speak clearly”

British Police take the accusation of this elderly Man asking someone to “speak English” more seriously than they do a Man laying in his own blood having been stabbed multiple times.