Deeds

PROS: ain’t afraid of no ghosts, correct number of fingers, negotiable dowry. CONS: lawyer, empty on the inside, batteries not included.

[Deeds @devin_shmevin]

⁦@paulscheer⁩ first thing I saw as I walked into the Gathering

[Deeds @devin_shmevin]

@MattGourley Holy shit this is life changing news

[Deeds @devin_shmevin]

LA demonstration came to a frustrating end when the militarized #LAPD tried to arrest us for literally just standing on the sidewalk #ACAB #RoeVWade

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Deeds @devin_shmevin]

@MattGourley still praying every day for more Bonanas for Bonanza

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died

[Deeds @devin_shmevin]

@BonanasPod please promise me that more are coming

[Deeds @devin_shmevin]

@TimSkells @Toberworld @RyanTaylor3D @theGeno87 @Bill_Kroger

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Inquiries into freezes should not be limited solely to Robinhood.

This is a serious matter. Committee investigators should examine any retail services freezing stock purchases in the course of potential investigations - especially those allowing sales, but freezing purchases.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[L.A. TACO🌴🌮 @LATACO]

No lies detected

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Big day for complete sentences.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

A black woman is the Vice President of the United States of America.

[Travis Allen @TravisAllen02]

Everyone getting arrested and losing their job for storming the Capitol building are realizing why their grandparents wore hoods.

[Luke Russert @LukeRussert]

I cannot stop thinking about how close the 1-2-3 in the line of presidential succession, VP-Speaker-Pro tempore came to being physically harmed on Weds. The terrorists had operable bombs, killed an officer and ransacked difficult to access areas of the Capitol. We need answers.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Someone wake up Ben Carson and see if he wants to leave too.

[Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg]

The amazing thing is that when historians someday write about this week in US politics, they probably won't even mention Trump's Georgia phone call—which in-and-of itself would be the greatest scandal of any other presidential administration.