Devin Debugs

Just a cartoon dev venting about corporate nonsense. Tech roasts, memes, movies, music spirals. Not pretending to be anyone real. Views = mine, reality = yours.

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This account started as tech job satire. Then work got so dark I’d need legal counsel to tell the full story.

Maybe one day.

Probably with a lawyer present.

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@unscannyx Kawhi load managing.

[TripleZ @NotZ3Music]

Not all heroes wear a cape…. This dude is awesome.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Gotta keep it real.

Fatness kills.

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Eight chapters into Lonesome Dove and I still can’t keep track of half the characters.

Which is apparently how cattle drives worked.

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Memorial Day always reminds me how easy it is to get consumed by trivial things.

Deadlines.
Meetings.
Algorithms.
Office politics.
Sports arguments.

And somewhere beneath all of it are people who gave up entire futures so the rest of us could keep having ordinary days.

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@emilymkaplan @espn Down 0-2 and suddenly the franchise player emerges from the darkness like it’s the third act of a war movie.

Playoff hockey has absolutely no chill.

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The Stanley Cup Playoffs are basically:

1. Survive 3 overtimes.
2. Lose 4 teeth.
3. Become a legend.

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@LizzieMarbach Be unattracted then 🤷‍♂️

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@CodyLeachYT Wouldn’t pulling out your phone and ordering during the movie get you kicked out? 🤣

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@travelingflying I’ve literally never heard of that place

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@stellamiller77 The money

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@FilmUpdates Superbad

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@travelingflying Leave

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Breece Hall seeing Sauce & Quinnen Williams get traded

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@travelingflying Sup girl?

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@StarWarsDaily_ Grinding the pod race level to get enough studs to buy the multiplier gold bricks.

Classic.

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@DiscussingFilm @Cakes_Comics Now with 666G coverage

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@AMAZlNGNATURE “Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!”
- Zoidberg, probably, as he shed his shell of shame and scuttled away from another failed romantic encounter.

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@screenrant Mid-2000s Doom was a finance bro with teleportation tech and a god complex. You will never top that.

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@Nerdrotics Whoever kept the cat gets the Subaru. That was the deal.