Just a cartoon dev venting about corporate nonsense. Tech roasts, memes, movies, music spirals. Not pretending to be anyone real. Views = mine, reality = yours.
This account started as tech job satire. Then work got so dark I’d need legal counsel to tell the full story.
Maybe one day.
Probably with a lawyer present.
Memorial Day always reminds me how easy it is to get consumed by trivial things.
Deadlines.
Meetings.
Algorithms.
Office politics.
Sports arguments.
And somewhere beneath all of it are people who gave up entire futures so the rest of us could keep having ordinary days.
@emilymkaplan@espn Down 0-2 and suddenly the franchise player emerges from the darkness like it’s the third act of a war movie.
Playoff hockey has absolutely no chill.
@AMAZlNGNATURE “Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!”
- Zoidberg, probably, as he shed his shell of shame and scuttled away from another failed romantic encounter.