devin

just another foul-mouthed heathen

[devin @devindoodlee]

Me.

[devin @devindoodlee]

@Sarpy_Scanner Some are saying the life flight did not land, while some are saying it did land and took the victim. Hoping victim has been transported at this time.

[devin @devindoodlee]

@Sarpy_Scanner Life flight helicopter about to land at the school in the neighborhood.

[devin @devindoodlee]

Party in my neighborhood I guess…😩

[Sarpy Scanner @Sarpy_Scanner]

Shooting: Grissom St and Richland Dr
Female says she has been shot by her husband. Shots still being fired in the background and children are heard screaming.
Papillion: FC3 TR1 M1
Time Out: 17:28

[devin @devindoodlee]

Me at work all the time cuz literally everyone spills the tea to me 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nacho. He has big feelings. Every stuffed animal he owns is very aware of this. 14/10

[devin @devindoodlee]

Guess I’m becoming the villain. Gotta do what’s best for me

[devin @devindoodlee]

Why yes, I do just love opening the door 500 times at 2:30 in the morning for a dog who thinks the snow is gonna magically disappear every time I close the door and turn the light off 😩

[devin @devindoodlee]

ILIA YASSS

[devin @devindoodlee]

Me hearing that dumbass called in again. 😩

[devin @devindoodlee]

I AM SO EXCITED! 😭

[Aaron Sanderford @asanderford]

BUC-EE’S IN NEBRASKA? The Texas convenience store chain and travel center known for its food is likely headed to a spit of land near Gretna’s Nebraska Crossing.

First in @NE_Examiner from @cgonzalez_NE:

https://t.co/qVtYActxuL

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Chili. He was invited to his first doggy pool party. Quickly learned he really, realllly likes doing belly flops. 13/10

[devin @devindoodlee]

I just want to thank @UberEats for saving the day when Grubhub failed miserably 😊

[devin @devindoodlee]

Phone didn’t charge last night.
So damn windy a traffic barrel hit my car on my way to work.
Supervisor called me being sick a “little siesta”
How’s your morning going? 😩

[devin @devindoodlee]

Everyone bitching that somebody took thanksgiving weekend off. Me not saying shit, knowing damn well I’m taking Christmas weekend off.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bolt. He just learned how to speak. Thinks it works best when he uses his whole body. 12/10

[devin @devindoodlee]

All I’m saying is, it took 2 people to replace me when I had surgery last year. And it’s taken none for my coworker who is out now. And this year we’re down 2 people.. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both

[devin @devindoodlee]

In all honesty, this week can go to fucking hell.

[devin @devindoodlee]

Huntress Penny strikes again this week.
Possums: 0
Penny: 3

[devin @devindoodlee]

Okay, ruuuude. The bull was definitely his DD 😩🤷🏽‍♀️

[DCSO - Omaha, NE @DCSheriffNE]

Early this morning, deputies responded to a “wild” call at a southwest Omaha bar. Someone brought an actual bull, which was not on the guest list. The owner was kindly asked to leave and keep his livestock in the fields. Deputy Kiddy was NOT on scene, but has been briefed.