Mister🔮📿

enby, pan 🏳️‍🌈, storyteller $devinedeme they/them, he/him, not a girl $devinedeme

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

@CherryKewlAid Don’t play the Queen like she wouldn’t know something so simple

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

@BigBadRoman It died with my aunt. I hope to never smell them again

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

@BigBadRoman 😭😭😭😭

[Maggie Koerth @maggiekb1]

Six year old, really summing up the great existential crisis of the modern world: "I just don't like having to get out of bed on somebody else's schedule."

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

My tuxedo cat is named Black Cat lol.

[Ivy 🫧 @IvyKungu]

car owners name their cats whatever tf and i love it lmaoo

they’ll be like “this is my cat! flip flop 🥰” 😭😭

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

@BigBadRoman @blkgirlbrunch I hate that place lmao.

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

Sign me up!

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

@BigBadRoman People are so boring. Let that person have their fun.

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

I know they’re not good for me but I love Libras 😭😭.

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

I’m still embarrassed by my cishet phase. I wish I could go back be and queer as hell.

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

😭😭😭

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Lets say you make $20/hr (over 2x minimum wage) your monthly take home is about $2,900, and at the same time they charging $1,700 for one bedroom apts soooooo you mean to tell me ppl suppose to pay 60% of their monthly earning in JUST RENT??? OH ITS SO SPOOKY OUT HERE!! REVOLT

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

Spending money feels better when it’s not your cheese 😊.

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

@itsmatay This! My cousin keeps talking up one of her friends. I can be cordial in a social setting but she wants me to see her the way she does. It’ll never happen.

[Vegan Thee Stallion @itsmatay]

It’s one thing to hang out with someone I don’t like, but please don’t try to get me to be friends with them. I don’t even play like that.

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

What’s your favorite scary movie? Nails by @StonedBySavy

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

3 of cups have come up every night since Saturday lol. I don’t want to see too many old faces. Leave ‘lone. Hey the parties and reunions but no old beefs.

[Mister🔮📿 @devinedeme]

I walked to Popeyes for this sandwich thinking I could walk in and order. I had to make small talk with a Dasher and whip out the fake name.