Devin

Baseball sicko. Still here out of spite, mostly.

[Devin @devinerino23]

*Jed Lowrie takes field with a mechanical pencil for a leg*

A’s fans: Bring him back tho.

[SNY @SNYtv]

Jed Lowrie has arrived at Spring Training.

[Devin @devinerino23]

Lmfaoo

[I am your Padre @Eggorian]

Do you want to go to the #Padres / Cubs playoff game on Wednesday night with me? This is me. I sit here….dugout club section 4. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I no longer have a date for the game and want to fix that. Are you:
1) Female
2) Single
3) Age 30-55
4) A Padres fanatic

If so, you qualify!

I am:
53
6’0”
180 lbs
Almost divorced (4.5 years and counting. Final November hearing)
2 grown kids
Business owner
25% season ticket holder

If you’re interested, send me a DM. I’m dreading the trip back to Bumble/Hinge next week and hopeful this helps avoid that!
#forthefaithful

[Local 4 WDIV Detroit @Local4News]

Athletics third baseman Zack Gelof has sued the Detroit Tigers, Ilitch Holdings Inc., and the Detroit-Wayne County Stadium Authority, alleging he suffered a serious knee injury after striking exposed metal fencing at Comerica Park during a July game.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

astros winning the al west:

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

@itsJohnRocker Shut up you racist pig

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

“Plenty of ballgame left folks” I say as the psych ward nurses wheel my bed over to the window so I can look at the clouds

[KATE @myctorae]

One of my fav lines from any movie ever is from Wayne's World when his ex gives him a present and he says "A gun rack. I don't even own A Gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."

[Devin @devinerino23]

@cuppingmaster Kind of pessimistic on chances of locking up either, seems like Kurtz wasn’t interested in their offer and Shea’s a Boras guy (and pushing 30)

[Agent Self FBI™ @AgentSelf99b]

Trump is not giving you a dividend check for $5000. They're not giving you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. They didn't give you the DOGE check. Or the tariff refund. Or $2 gas. Or cheaper groceries. Or a healthcare plan. Or 600% off your prescriptions. At some point, gullibility stops being an accident and starts being a choice.

[Devin @devinerino23]

@julie_noles Could be my uncle, who thinks 49ers QB Brock Purdy stopped a child trafficking operation at the airport in uniform, because he saw a fb post.

[Devin @devinerino23]

@julie_noles He’d be good, but that’s a parody account

[Devin @devinerino23]

The stumblin’ ass A’s have just completely nuked Seattle’s season lmao

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Donovan Walton WALK OFF HOMER

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[Devin @devinerino23]

Oakland future-cooked?

[ESPN @espn]

Salt Lake City. Nashville. Raleigh. Portland. Orlando. Montreal.

@JeffPassan breaks down the leading contenders for MLB's two expansion teams. https://t.co/JNyLqEe0Ox

[Devin @devinerino23]

@JamesMackwl Think we’ll ever see Simon Williams again?

[Devin @devinerino23]

Poverty mogged the Blue Jays

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Jeff McNeil walks it off for the A’s! 🐘

[New York Post @nypost]

Former Athletics bat boy impersonated Eric Byrnes to receive sexual favors https://t.co/BILJr86Y27

[Devin @devinerino23]

Start booking those trips to Cabo, Mariners

[Athletics @Athletics]

love 2 sea it 😄

[Devin @devinerino23]

@ByRobertMurray Left out Forst getting fired by the A’s

[Devin @devinerino23]

Dude should have had a token WC game AB. Got Melvin'd.

[Uprooted @uprootedoakland]

#OTD in 2014, newly-acquired slugger Adam Dunn hit a towering shot at the Oakland Coliseum in his first at-bat with the A’s. The legendary slugger played just 25 games for the A’s before retiring at the conclusion of the season. #Athletics