XRPD

expert on all things ever invented in history

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[Nick de la Torre @delatorre]

They’ll never know the electric factory of this era

[Greg @iambarstoolgreg]

When your friend drinking water tonight says it’s time to go home

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Alcohol, cigarettes and substance abuse

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[Juan Carlos @ReneusMeister]

When I die, fully consent on everyone attending to do this

[proud ranger fan @RangerApologist]

"Canada"

- eliminated from the wbc by USA
- Men’s hockey lost in OT to USA
- Women’s hockey lost in OT to USA
- Zero SEC championships

[The Gulf Reporter @IR_News2]

Dear Americans,

Your president is Netanyahu, and Trump is his puppet

[XRPD @devinerlinger86]

WEEIGHT ROOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!! 🥇🥇🥇🥇

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

If I had this skill I would constantly spin all over the place like Crash Bandicoot

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

There’s been a lot of historic stuff to happen in Pennsylvania so far this century… this right here might be the most historic

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

How it felt to watch US Women’s hockey mop the floor with Canada

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

Bum ass country get off our ice🦅🦅

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

We really need to start admitting that some countries are full of retards

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

You can’t roll up a Bitcoin and use it to snort cocaine

[x - ema @514baby]

give the swiss goalie mvp of the entire olympics and key to milan oh my god

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

He truly is one of the most dedicated haters ever.. it’s inspiring honestly.