Dev 🐀

I retweet funny things because I am very funny

[cav empty @cavempty_]

train dog going back the other way now i hope that’s alright

[The Commune Idiot @prolepilled]

After seeing it non-stop for days I finally unmuted this video and realized what the joke actually is, rather than it being just "haha dog funny"

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[Xanadude @TheXanaGuy]

oh god this might be the worst persona 5 slander yet

[XENOBLADE PORTUGAL @XenobladePT]

GENESIS and REVELATION in the same year????
Bible fans eating good in 2027

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

YouTuber Kane Pixels broke down in tears after his horror movie “the backrooms” opened to 70 dollars at the box office: “fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money im so fucked”

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[Empyrian @empyriangaming]

I was under the impression that this happened in the 1700s.

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

This ain’t DiscussingFish

[TheGoldNPlushSonic @PlushSonicReal]

This is like expecting the greatest head of all time and instead they bite on your dick like it’s a fucking apple

[Carlos @SomeKirbyFan]

what a lame subtitle for a zelda movie.. “stunt department”???? what were they thinking????!!???!!,!!11!!111!!!

[Varldin (100/100) @varldin]

I know that the Stop Killing Games initiative is important and all but I cannot for the life of me stop reading the name like it refers to Danganronpa-esque killing games

[teebee @flashytrans]

how do you mess up this bad? he doesn't even have his straw hat!

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Naomi ☭✄ || lesbian arc @thetransbianest]

how old were you when you realised neil armstrong is gnorts mr alien backwards??

[m @bigllittlelies]

can’t wait to watch diane morgan tour the academy museum wondering who the fuck is oscar and ask industry people if silent movies were made before they had figured out how to record sound or it was because the actors just hadn’t learn how to speak yet

[Aurora/rae 💫🏳️‍⚧️ @itsauroraeeeee]

It's not really a mini egg is it then you fucking imbiciles

[Pianokantart @pianokantart]

The Mario Galaxy Movie reviews I’m seeing on my timeline are actually hilarious. It’s either “it’s so much fun! Definitely an improvement over the first film” or “this movie cut my achilles tendons and slew my only child before my very eyes” and nothing in between

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Olaf just fucking died…