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eat my shoe

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Killer: Any last words?
Me: RACE TO THE STARS TO BUY CANDY BARS

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#NintendoSwitch

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@capsfest @vampiric_shirin Taking my idea

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@Doncates A king on his throne

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This has never been a family tradition what are you talking about

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And our family tradition keeps moving with the viewing of Daddys Home!!!!!!!! So funny Merry Christmas yall!

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@vgdunkey It's the worst thing to ever exist

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@BobsBurgersFOX is the only show to make me cry in YEARS. That Xmas episode really got me. Thanks for growing up with me. <3

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Thanks Gang of Youths for spending 2,789 minutes with me in 2022. If I was forced to listen to one album for the rest of my life it'd be angel in realtime. Much love. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Izop3xo7SN

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Kratos has never eaten a cheeseburger

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Fuck the NYC @MTA POS

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@LordHuron She Lit a Fire is the goat for me. I listen to Lullaby every night before bed though. Gorgeous

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@sashavond Have you seen Boyhood though?

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Is "pointing out comedy" even considered comedy?

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I never thought I'd be listening to HSM on vinyl at 10AM on a Thursday but life's funny sometimes.

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@realUNOgame Those are street rules. Everyone knows that cmon uno no hablo ingles

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Must be hard to have halitosis and perform in a broadway show.

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@awolnation I'm going to jump for joy!!!!!!

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Nothing like a good ol rock and roll record!!!!!!!!

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@capsfest @BANNEDNOWMAD @NathanForYouOoC Damn. RIP in peace.

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Everyone is cringe

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Everyone's dumb looking if ya look at them for long enough.