Devin Lampert

Top of the food chain

[Beau Bennett @BeauBennett19]

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills when people care about the gender of a toy potato.

[Devin Lampert @devinlampert]

Wahhh wahhhh the world needs a bandaid

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The QMJHL is changing its rules regarding fighting.

More details ⤵

https://t.co/RbDUD0GMjC

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

WE GOT A BUBBLE TILLY

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

June’s fighter has entered the ring

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Some wacko in China just released a statement blaming everybody other than China for the Virus which has now killed hundreds of thousands of people. Please explain to this dope that it was the “incompetence of China”, and nothing else, that did this mass Worldwide killing!

[Bakersfield Condors @Condors]

"I'll put it right here so you'll always remember me"

We always will Cave Man. 💙🧡

[Devin Lampert @devinlampert]

Found out today the Toronto zoo closed down so the animals could make the decisions during this pandemic @JustinTrudeau @fordnation

[Devin Lampert @devinlampert]

Can’t seem to find the logic.. you’re forcing people to stay home and not even be around a couple friends but you send construction workers to site everyday to be around on average 50+ people on a hi rise construction site. Stop half assing and do something proper @JustinTrudeau

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Fighting is back in Toronto

[Kelly Chase @Chasenpucks39]

Yup but let’s whine to @NHLPlayerSafety instead of grabbing a couple guys that will put a stop to it. Watch @IceGuardians

[Brady Trettenero @BradyTrett]

All hell breaks loose in the Battle of Alberta, including a goalie fight between Mike Smith and Cam Talbot

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

One of the sweetest videos on the internet. https://t.co/xzeDolTdFh

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I can’t confirm this all the way, but rumor has it jack Edwards goes down to ice level after a bruins win and scoops up some shaved ice and uses it as bong water back at the hotel. Like I said, I can’t confirm this

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

No I didn’t lend my nose to the Russian coach for world juniors. Please stop asking.

[Jack Michaels @EdmontonJack]

With 40% of their schedule complete, the Edmonton Oilers are the only team in the NHL not to have lost three games in a row this season.

[HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights]

Murray and Markstrom both have lost their father (Markstrom more recently)

Murray came over during warm ups.

Beautiful. https://t.co/IHsf5ki25l

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I’ll never forget when Andrew Ference buried one against MTL and then flipped off the entire crowd. Wasn’t even a game winning goal. We need more of this in hockey. Rockstar shit. $2,500 fine that’s hilarious I’d pay the league triple for fun

[Jeremy Rutherford @jprutherford]

Dunn confirmed that his upper jaw was broken last year when he got hit by a puck. He’s had 4-5 surgeries on his mouth and has five new teeth. Asked if he’d wear a face shield, which he tried but didn’t like, he said: “I’d rather just take another puck to the face.” #stlblues

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[Darren Dregger at a pizza place]

Guy: hey what can I get ya?

Darren: I’ll take a pizza if you have it but if you’re not making it I won’t have it

Guy: ya we have pizza here man

Darren: if it happens, I’ll take it but not official

Guy: what?

Darren: nothing is official

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[Darren Dregger proposing]

Darren: will you, pending call, be my wife if this happens?

Girlfriend: are u asking to marry me?

Darren: it could happen

Girlfriend: what? Will I marry you?

Darren: it completely depends