devin ward

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

i bet they were easy books though

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

If I were a guy I would probably be getting boners for anything. Like that first bite into a fresh baked croissant would have me #BRICKED

[ManicPixieNightmare🧚🏾‍♂️ @CnManicPixie]

Purple. Ever since I found out that having no gag reflex makes you immune to the Heimlich manoeuvre, I have limited my head game to lizard licks. Prioritising men’s pleasure only brings you closer to death🙏🏾

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

YEP!

[yoxic @yoxics]

@ayeejuju it looked at me

[devin ward @devinleaa_]

@c_mendez9 omg i just saw this, i’m gonna kiss u

[🐝Promenading Anthony’s Pinnacle🐝 @chaoticguitar]

FIVE DAYS TO BRIDGERTON SEASON THREE!!!!!

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when your friends keep u grounded >

[DECKI @bydecki]

Ur 1 narcissist away from ur soulmate trust me

[raja @ocrayjay]

reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because why do you get a view of my back arching and ass jiggling and all I’m seeing is your toes throwing gang signs

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Men don’t marry their soulmates or perfect matches.

Men will marry a woman who is in close proximity when they are ready to settle down.

I’ll die on this hill.

[Jessi @Jessi_Dean]

Diddy when he left his house this morning while his sons were asleep.

[Tomiwa! @bigbirdShelle]

R. Kelly when he sees Diddy in prison

[Matt🇨🇴🇺🇸 @pericopapiii]

how am I supposed to say DEADASS in Spanish??? CULO MUERTO???