Devin Murray

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Sleep well, NY.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸🇳🇱 @ThienemanSZN]

GET READY TO CALL IT SOCCER BUDDY

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Inde Navarrette lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight 9:00 PM sharp

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Ric Ball 🌈✌️🤟🏼 🕎🌻🚫fascism. @ricball]

This is what white trash does when it moves into a rental.

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

Such a timeless tweet

[⚝ @gloxxexi]

whole tl rn

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

When you're high at work and your boss starts talking to you

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

When a girl is wearing shorts and there's half an inch of cheek hanging out.

Yeah I'm #into that

[Tom Joseph @TomJChicago]

Trump is insane, deep into dementia related psychosis, and living in a fantasy world. He’s imagining everything. Everyone should understand that now.

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Don’t use passive voice here. We weren’t saddled with it. Millions of people thought it would be hilarious to own the libs and that groceries (whatever those are) would be cheap and that government is just a tv show.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

is anybody in the political media going to raise any questions about the fact that Trump is clearly taking dementia tests on a regular basis

[Cultured Swine (@culturedswine2.bsky.social) @tales_tomorrow]

The thing with homeschooling is it SHOULD be for cases where one parent is a doctor, the other an arts PhD, and they both have experience teaching. Instead, it often ends up being for Karen who got Ds in high school and thinks science is a lie.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[julia @juumelo_]

watching Lord of the Rings with someone is so intimate I’m saving it for marriage