Devin Nunes' Brain

Not even microscopes can find me.

This is a parody account. DUH!

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

Can't stop the mockery!

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

People need to stop sending cow bells to Devin Nunes’ district office.

The Dishonorable Devin Nunes
264 Clovis Avenue
Suite 206
Clovis, CA 93612. https://t.co/vpOErj8xCO

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

Yup, my host body loves him some racists. My host body is a festering racist piece of shit. I need some me bleach now.

#DevinNunesMom
#DevinNunesCow
#DevinCow
#DevinNunes
#DevinNunesIsAnIdiot
#DevinNunesskin
#DevinNunesStreisandEffect

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

He has never used me, so logic is not the Host Body's strong suit.
#DevinNunes
#DevinNunesMom
#DevinNunesCow
#DevinNunesIsAnIdiot
#DevinNunesNword

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Let me get this straight. Devin Nunes thinks parody accounts and people like me have no right to criticize him and should be sued for it. But he is cool with folks yelling the “n-word” at civil rights leaders who marched with MLK. Got it.

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

This guy is a total joke. I should know; I've been rattling around in his empty cranium for years, and he's never used me once!

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Devin Nunes' cow-suit may be a joke, but his defense of the N-word is not funny https://t.co/AHBMOJsWCb

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

That's right, host body. Sue your own brain. That's going to make you look reeeally smart!

#DevinNunes
#DevinNunesIsAnIdiot
#DevinCow
#DevinCow2020

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

Guy’s got a beef. He’s having a cow. He’s afraid of the herd. Wants us muzzled. Can’t moove on. Gonna milk it for all it’s worth. Believes in bovine intervention. He’s flanked. He doesn’t get we’re ribbing him. Dude’s an udder disaster. ⁦@DevinCow⁩ https://t.co/lNmOt81PTY

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

My Host Body is the last being who should be whining about abuse and bullying. He thinks it's A-OK to call black people the N word! Here's a little hint, Representative Reprehensible: IT'S NOT OK! Even a little pea brain like me knows that!
#DevinNunes
#DevinCow
#DevinCow2020

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! #DevinNunes on people yelling the N word at John Lewis: "I think people have every right to say what they want. If they wanna smear someone, they can do it." But only about black people, right #DevinNunesskin ?

#DevinNunesIsAnIdiot
#DevinCow
#DevinNunesCow

[Democratic Coalition @TheDemCoalition]

BREAKING: Video of Devin Nunes defending protestors who yelled the "n-word" at US Rep John Lewis: "I think people have every right to say what they want. If they wanna smear someone, they can do it." Nunes is terrible. Dug up @TheDemCoalition. From 2010.

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

#DevinCow is famous! And #DevinNunes is an idiot dressed up as a douchebag!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Rep. Devin Nunes sued a parody cow on Twitter. Now it has 180,000 more followers than he does. https://t.co/JKCiSqlivZ

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

@berniesbestie The cow should run against him!

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

My host body is famous for suing a cow! How it can get better than this, I have no idea!

#DevinNunes
#DevinNunescow
#DevinNunescow2020
#DevinNunesskin

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Rep. Devin Nunes is suing Twitter for $250 million because an imaginary cow is being mean to him online

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

Due to a series of unfortunate events, I have fallen out of BorgBoy's empty head and become lodged between his unsavory buttocks. Please send help!

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

But Mooooom!

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

@CatDevins Think I'm having a baaaad trip! Did my Host Body really sue a cow? Far Out!

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

The Prezdent of the Untitled Snakes is stupider than me. Oh, Shit!

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Who would have thought that Trump is an opportunist? 🐄

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

Why, yes. Yes it does. He is a gigantic joke in a suit.

#SueDevin
#DevinCow
#DevinNunesCow
#DevinNunesCow2020

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Now that @DevinCow has more followers than Devin Nunes, does that mean @DevinNunes is actually the parody account? #SueDevin

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

What an idiot my Host Body is without me.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: Here’s audio of Devin Nunes yesterday saying: "Sorry you just don't get to defame politicians & put it out on Twitter anymore. I mean, you can do it. But I'm gonna come after you." Someone tell Nunes this isn't Russia. Dug up by @TheDemCoalition.

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

Maybe we should all send him paper straws...

Red ones!

#DevinNunes

[Fishful Thinking @FishBanc]

Hi Devin, remember when this was the biggest thing you had your teets in a bunch over?? HAHAHAHA, nice work! Latest straw poll shows you've been bested by a fake cow.

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

Yes, this would be an extremely despicable thing to do. I hereby forbid everyone not to do this.

Hee hee hee!

#DevinCow
#DevinNunesCow
#DevinNunesMom
#DevinNunesAltMom
#DevinNunesSnowflake
#DevinNunesskin
#DevinNunesCow2020

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

@CatDevins No wonder I have a sudden craving for sardines and liver. Wait. We're high on catnip, aren't we?

[Devin Nunes' Brain @DevinNunesBrai5]

So now you've given up and are reporting the news without parody? Satire is dead, long live satire!

#DevinNunesCow #DevinNunesMom #DevinCow #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot #DevinNunesCow2020 #DevinNunesAltMom

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Devin Nunes Threatens Defamation Lawsuit After Reputation Ruined By His Official Twitter Account https://t.co/rWziUUe84M