Devin Nunes’ Left Nut

Hanging low and little since ‘73. Afraid of heights, cows, and my mother. Not a parody—I am Devin Nunes’ actual left nut.

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

What should @devinnunes have to change his twitter handle to now?
Share more new nicknames for the lil dingus here!

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Praying day and night that Brett Kavanaugh dies of Covid. 🙏🏻

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

STOP REPORTING ON TRUMP UNLESS YOU’RE REPORTING THAT SOMEBODY SHOT THE MOTHERFUCKER

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Fuck @tedcruz

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

Riley June Williams is accused of stealing Pelosi's laptop in the US Capitol attack to sell to Russia and was released from custody.

As a public defender, I represented a man held in on bail for stealing cough syrup and toothpaste from Duane Reade.

Two. Systems. Of. Justice.

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Burn Louisville to the ground.

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

@HawleyMO Fuck you

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

@Stop_Trump20 What took so damn long?

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

@ProjectLincoln

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Got zucced for telling @glennbeck to kill himself. Sorry, Glenn. We are all super super happy you’re alive.

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

@SeanKosar You’re an idiot.

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

Jeff Bezos didn’t “donate” $10B to “fight climate change” he’s setting up a $10B venture called the “Bezos Earth Fund.” In other words, he’s founding a bank and using it to invest in “the green sector,” thereby profiting from & influencing how transition happens

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Boomers when we ask them to recycle to help slow climate change: “Fake news, not my problem! If God wanted me to recycle he wouldn’t have made me not give a fuck!”
Boomers when Golden Corral is closed: “I will LITERALLY DIE to save the universe from this fate.”
#COVID19

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Every worker in America should have guaranteed paid sick leave. This is already the case in every other major country on Earth.

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

@MarkMeadows @mattgaetz Shame, a thousand times shame.

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Don’t forget that you mean nothing, nothing, nothing to the people in power. The rules don’t apply to the rich. Common sense doesn’t matter to the powerful. Morality is wasted on the privileged.

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

@Hardogsnight If your heart is with Warren, then you shouldn’t have a problem with Bernie.

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Accurate

[Devin Nunes’ Left Nut @devinnunesnut]

Bernie is the president we need.

[Dylan Michael Smith @dylanmsmitty]

Bernie Sanders has my vote if he goes against Donald Trump.
Does he have yours?