Devin Paterson

yo, its me.

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

a solid multi-blend grilled cheese, buttery seared to perfection is a god-tier panty dropper boys master that shit.

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

this is my hottest take ever but honestly i don’t really even fuck with avocados like that. idk who decided there was gonna be this cultural shift in consciousness towards them but y’all put them on a pedestal and i don’t want them on my fucking eggs. i didn’t ask for it.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

[$AM𖤐 @40SANDSHORTiEZ]

i love american history

[Devin Paterson @devinpaterson18]

@lukebaldaro Lets go get one

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

The resumption of playoff games could come as soon as Friday, but there is expected to be a return to this season by the weekend, sources tell ESPN.

[tj @johnnnston_]

this will be the boys and I the first night back, mark my words

[Darb @darbayit]

Some great beers:

The airport beer
The kitchen beer while she’s getting ready
The hotel balcony 7pm beer
The straight to the pub from work beer
The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer
The Friday before Christmas beer(s)

[Devin Paterson @devinpaterson18]

#BellLetsTalk

[mtvjesse @JesseSebastiani]

Might go sober 2020 fuck it

[Dylan @sheedy_dylan]

Thoms 5 year challenge

[Uxbridge Bruins @UxbridgeBruins]

The entire Bruins organization sends its condolences to the friends and family of Dylan Ross.
May your memories of this remarkable young man bring you comfort and peace.
#Rossyforever

[Landry @jakelandry881]

Is it weird to like the smell of fresh cut grass cause damn

[Devin Paterson @devinpaterson18]

@_deanmaclean Great tweet dean, absolute quality, nothing but facts.

[jon @jimmyjonbelushi]

Adam lambert probably fucks more chicks than grant

[jon @jimmyjonbelushi]

Juul rips on the shitter >

[Devin Paterson @devinpaterson18]

The barn is closed, but the zoooooo is open @tatum_donovan @Gaenor_Laverty @Jennhallidayy

[jon @jimmyjonbelushi]

Just need a girl that smokes cigarettes with me in bed 😩😍

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I don’t want anyone to get hurt.