devin story

dogs & funny things

[devin story @devinstory21]

@hotdogsweats @RealDealZola Stove top or bust

[e @ElijahKnew]

You know it's been a WILD day when AOC, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Jr. and Dave Portnoy all agree on something.

[John Henson @John_Henson]

This is the whitest shit I have ever seen. And I grew up in Connecticut.

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[devin story @devinstory21]

HARLEM SHAKE or bust

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

You could not make this better if you tried https://t.co/sTyUBAmq7z

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’ve been tagged by dozens of people saying I look like this dog and I couldn’t be more flattered.

[nicole @nicoleej0hnson]

WHY THE FUCK IS THE UBER HELICOPTER THE CHEAPEST OPTION

[devin story @devinstory21]

@Tommy_Kon98 Ya

[eden ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @edensonlinee]

hey what’s up sorry my car is a total mess aha you can just throw it in the back

[shauna @sundaysarescary]

Thinking about him

[Chase @chaselyons]

sitting in the crib doing timed multiplication tests just to feel something

[devin story @devinstory21]

@mckenziestory12 How are we so opposite

[ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago]

Tennessee man grows 910-pound pumpkin, turns it into boat: https://t.co/a93Y0KNfj6

[devin story @devinstory21]

@Payray21 That’s MISS Flavor Story Meister to you

[devin story @devinstory21]

@mckenziestory12 I’m sorry what happened

[A bear @A_single_bear]

End-of-the-day goals:
-Appreciate how little time is left in the day
-Consider beginning new goal list tomorrow
-Sleep