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[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[timothée chalamet's impregnator @indiehamlet]

OH MY GODDLDJSGS LET'S GO KNICKS

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Data center Uhh no thanks I’d rather date a woman!

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“add side of fries for $7” like pls jump in the deep fryer

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

[RAĒ @bbyyrrae]

People get weird when you stand up for yourself like did u really think ill let u talk to me crazy

[evil-lyn @ghoulhag]

starting your first job in corporate as a woman with a bubbly personality and genuinely wanting to get along with everybody

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

this tuesday feels forced. we should've had today off as well

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

ugh it sucks that we all have to get super drunk and horny this weekend

[lou @deeerhell]

my boobs are so big because that’s where the suicidal ideation is stored

[x__x @bpdsins]

high functioning dead girl