Devin

the ol' razzle dazzle

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@drumartin Agreed on butt burger

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@drumartin @chrisnye @eggo In these unprecedented limes

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

Here's some footage (with sound!) from the surface of another planet, and you're just gonna scroll past it without even noticing to continue looking at memes, aren't you

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@chrisnye @drumartin @rachaelwilson Wait dru you drove to Safeway on your birthday to take a picture of these limes

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@toddbateman @drumartin Dru it’s like you asked for this epic roast session

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@drumartin I was not wondering

[Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff]

Years ago, I was scheduled for a double shift at Olive Garden. I told them my grandma died, and they said “well then can you just work one shift?” I was so furious they’d ask that, I never went back. Also I was lying, my grandma was fine, but still

[Rich Davis, PhD, D(ABMM), MLS🧫🦠 @richdavisphd]

What does a mask do? Blocks respiratory droplets coming from your mouth and throat.

Two simple demos:

First, I sneezed, sang, talked & coughed toward an agar culture plate with or without a mask. Bacteria colonies show where droplets landed. A mask blocks virtually all of them.

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@toddbateman We watched it last night! So crazy to see the similarities today.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

If seatbelts work, why do we have air bags?

If air bags work, why do we have seatbelts?

[grace @idesheaven]

men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@toddbateman Tank top. Like if you’re wearing just a tank. Not wearing just a tang

[Devin @devinwoolley]

#NewProfilePic

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@drumartin Drew I cried at this

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@rachaelwilson To Stella not grampy omg

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@rachaelwilson Rip

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@Anna_Mazz @KarenKilgariff

[GL @gldivittorio]

A challenge anyone right now to recall, from memory, the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean

[Devin @devinwoolley]

@haileyloo27 A RAT IS A RAT