Devious truths😈

TW// for anyone sensitive @Good_manlion @CHIKOO123 @a_mjr03 Just being menaces🚶🏾‍♂️

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Females be like "I want a guy over 6ft" and it's fine, but when I say I want a girl under 60kg suddenly I'm "body shaming"

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Girls be like “I’m a bad bitch” no you’re just bad… bitch

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I know growing up we were told we could be anything we wanted to, but my sister in christ you are not a baddie😭

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These females be posting all these "little miss" memes like they aren't exposing all their red flags

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"She's a 10 but-" bitch shut the fuck up

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Girls like saying “choke me choke me” might as well feed them sweet potatoes and close all the taps.

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How are you even thinking about Valentine's when you're unemployed ?

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Some of these girls need to learn that five guys is a restaurant and not a weekly goal

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Especially @CFC_Slack and @Good_manlion

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*God creating the ass to get rid of human waste*

Humans: Eat ass

GOD and the angels:

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How come so many girls take history? Is it because it’s based off of lies.😂

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It's a cold world, one moment you think you're spitting game then boom! You're a screenshot, can't be me though. Y'all stay safe

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I would have shot my shot with some of you but....ahhh your intellect is just too compromising 😭

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@MutunaMumba2 @PatsonDaka20 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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How guys be when the girl says “okay it’s your turn to eat me out”

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@UTDComposure Yea bro this is some mental problem

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Guys that say the can never eat pussy have no culture and need therapy.

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Bitches call anime weird but spend the whole day watching this stuff😂🤡.

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Bitches be like I have standards then get played by niggas like these:

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Bitches have the audacity to tell me that playing games at my age is childish while the makeup on her face be looking like she’s auditioning for the new pennywise role 🤡