devin jones

[devin jones @devjones1]

IOU remembers promises made in code review. It speaks only when a later PR touches that code without keeping one.

https://t.co/qAsMk3u06A

#AgentsEverywhere @AITinkerers @OpenAI @CopilotKit @OpenRouter @ExaAILabs @auth0 @ambiguousio @triggerdotdev @MozillaAI @googlecloud

[kyle moolman @KDmoolman]

Happy festival of the bangs! #CelebrationOfLight #diwali

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

Imagine a midget lost in a closet full of orange leather jackets. That's what the birth of Snooki's baby will look like.

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

If you're a dude wearing a scarf outside of winter, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many, many dicks.

[devin jones @devjones1]

@MinutesofMayhem

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

How can you tell when someone is going to die lonely? They put "Good mornin fb" as their Facebook status.

[Shawn Garrett @ShawnGarrett]

Kim Kardashian says she will never date a football player again. Pee parties, glory holes and gangbangs are still okay though.

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

There's nothing hotter than a chick that has been set on fire.

[Rosa Luxemburg @Rosa__Luxemburg]

I am capitalism and in my society, creative people who like to express themselves in non-economically productive terms are labeled lazy.

[devin jones @devjones1]

@KDmoolman #betterthingstodo #stupidquestionsinlecturechipawayatmysoul #dineshcansuckit #daymarewith @tanismithx @Greg_jabahawk30

[Matthew Baker @Mattbakez]

#georgebushwednesdays

[devin jones @devjones1]

@NAKunz21 why not origin ???!

[donni saphire @donni]

It's weird that you're only here because of that one time your dad got laid.

[donni saphire @donni]

I want my famous last words to be "Famous last words," just to confuse future generations.

[devin jones @devjones1]

@Greg_jabahawk30 hahahahahahahhahahahha thank you !

[Julius Sello Malema @Julius_S_Malema]

To prove I'm not racist I've thought about getting a white girlfriend, have coloured kids & move to Lenasia.

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

It's the weekeeeeeeeend baby!

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

It's the weeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeeend BABY!