Dev Khatri

:P

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Every time I see a national issue that isn’t getting enough coverage, or is starting to get a little, all I can think about is the distraction they’re gonna find. Instant thought is “well…someone random is gonna be on the news soon.”

[Dev Khatri @devkhatri_]

@ray_2_7 @kisa_abbas Brother.
Thanks for being the wing man here 🚲

[Dev Khatri @devkhatri_]

If I tell my client that I made the design 2 days back but I can’t send it because Canva’s server is down, how believable of a reason would that be?

#canvadown

[Dev Khatri @devkhatri_]

@kisa_abbas One might say….🕶️

[Dev Khatri @devkhatri_]

That’s wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much quality content for a media channel.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

PALKI SHARMA : Only good news for Pakistan last week was that VIRAT KOHLI retired 😭😂�

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

🚨This media is very very dangerous for our national security.

[Krishna @Atheist_Krishna]

Mazak apni jagah, in case of a war, as Indians, we have to stand firmly behind the GOI and our Forces.
Uss waqt rona nahi ki pyaaz, lahsun, doodh, sabjiyon ke daam badh gaye.
War comes with a cost.
🇮🇳🔥🫡

[Aaraynsh @aaraynsh]

Staying up late has never felt this satisfying.

[-𝙆𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙡 @kunalInsight]

@Tahseenahmed22 @vikrantgupta73 This image is from Gaza strikes, not related to the current situation. Let's wait for official updates before jumping to conclusions. If there’s any casualty, news will confirm. For now, remember this isn’t India vs Pakistan, it’s Indian Army vs terrorists.

[Dev Khatri @devkhatri_]

funny seeing all these dumb tweets, with verified badges, I mean yeah that was always the case but it's here in abundance now

[Diksha Kandpal🇮🇳 @DikshaKandpal8]

Kyunki Gangadhar hi Shaktimaan hai
#castecensus

[Dev Khatri @devkhatri_]

is X’s algo geographically aggregated or smn?
all i have on my feed is these right-wing hate speech posts 🙂‍↕️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Theme of the day

[J @JazzRockIt]

@tim_cook Do you actually even use your own product? The keyboard absolutely sucks. I have to grade my fucking sentences like a fucking English teacher for a good minute before I send a fucking I’m in a meeting text

[Indian Right Wing Community @indianrightwing]

Samay has removed all the episodes of India's Got Latent.

Now I hope the family of the victims of Porsche case will get justice. I hope Atul Shubhash will get justice. I hope all the illegal immigrants will be deported or thrown in detention centers. I hope the all the pending 5cr cases will get resolved within few months or years. I hope Udhaynidhi Stalin will be arrested for his statement against Sanatana.

I've many hopes. Let's see which of these will be completed by Baba Saheb Ka Samvidhaan.

[Veena Jain @Vtxt21]

Ranveer Allahbadia & Samay Raina must be Jailed for disrespecting Mother

~ BJP supporters

Meanwhile their leaders 👇😭

[Sarkastic Sharma @Meme_Canteen]

"I bet half of Indians don’t know about Chris Martin."
#coldplay #BookMyShow

[Dr. Bharat Nagar @BharatNagarGlo]

Padma Shri Pankaj Udhas ji, who mesmerized everyone with his voice and ghazals, is no longer among us. He was an artist who left his mark on this world through very few songs. The world will always remember him. Om Shanti🙏 few lines from one of his masterpiece

#PankajUdhas #PankajUdas #GhazalMaestro #Ghazal