abby

[malek @offlinemalek]

If my brows don't look good everything is cancelled

[Jackie Somolski @jsmallss]

Probably read this whole thread https://t.co/Wmc6v9u7IP

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

thread omg https://t.co/EM4VvmBwzZ

[Brett Herrmann @herrmann_brett]

Come on down to the ol' I&M Canal to see the turtles. It's turtle pandemonium right now.

[The Appeal @theappeal]

In Denver a women’s prison supervisor was accused of sexually harassing and assaulting inmates. An inmate was used as “human bait” during a sting and was sexually assaulted while she was wearing a wire—but the perpetrator was not charged. https://t.co/3y4rfKT5pl

[1 of 1 @TUMELQ]

SUUUUUUUCK ON MY BAAAALLS BICHHHHH. 💃💃💃💃 #beychella
https://t.co/tu8OEck1lB

[Joél Leon. @JoelakaMaG]

loving me does not mean you love all parts of me, no. please understand that loving me means you ACCEPT all parts of me.

you do not, and will not, love everything about me, or anyone. but accepting those things is what changes a want and infatuation into a soul connection.

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

Watch pls https://t.co/TgGNhRX9wi

[Katya @katya_zamo]

@JACKIEBEAT Oh wow

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

@NRATV You paid to have this bullshit on my feed? 😂

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

If you like blonde roast coffee we can’t be friends

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

What episode of drag race is this https://t.co/kM7xO6KRNr

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

Shanegla was ROBBED https://t.co/EZ4GaZIXmX

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

🌟BONUS: See which lipsticks the eliminated Queens pulled to determine the Top Two! #AllStars3

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

“Teach women to be somebodies instead of somebody’s”

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

Ones about women not wanting their asses smacked and their tits talked about in the work place, and ones about a consensual sexual relationship. It’s not that FUCKING hard to tell the difference, Deborah.

[abby @devlyn_carnate]

Actual conversation overheard: “I don’t know how people expect me to get on board with their #MeToo and #TimesUp when they award movies like Call Me By Your Name, it’s a movie about a a 17 year old boy in a sexual relationship with a grown man.”

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

First ever Nobel Prize in Crowbar https://t.co/UPKtQ7BYBG

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

coffee is fun because it wakes me up but ALSO it gives my anxiety the energy it needs to question every text i've ever sent and how i probably fucked the conversation all the way up

[Joél Leon. @JoelakaMaG]

keep choosing you. keep making you a priority, first and foremost.