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NYSC crowd dey segregate die ππ You know that part where everybody introduces themselves with their name, state code, and course of study?
The whole hall will shake when someone says Engineering, Law, Medicine, and other βpremiumβ courses ππ
But let a person mention some courses and everywhere just go silent like say dem announce obituary π
Even your office chair no get permanent contract.
Just ask Arne Slot...
One day you're in the Slot, next day somebody else is filling your Slot. ππ
Job security as a football coach?"
You dey whine?
You can win Manager of the Month today and be job hunting next week.
One bad run of games and the club statement is already in draft:
"The board would like to thank him for his service and wish him well in his future endeavors."
Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.
He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.
@SonOfMeredith Jesse won't see this.
But bro you came thru for me countless times just like this guy came thru for his guy.
My prayer is I should be capable enough to come through for some people around me by HIS grace.
So I got my sperm cramps at work today with absolutely no warning and went around asking all the Men in the office if anyone had anything and nobody had a single thing.
One of the girls overheard me and said she had a thing in her car because she keeps them there for her boyfriend for emergencies.
And then she went out to her car and came back and handed me a pastry bag.
This woman had put them inside a pastry bag so nobody would know what was in it. To save me the awkwardness of walking through the office visibly carrying it .She thought about that. On her own.
And it wasn't just one, she gave me two because I had an eight hour shift and she did that math herself apparently.
I was not prepared for......
..as well.
So 5 minutes into the test I submitted.
To most of my coursemates it looked like an IDAN moment and they expected that I was just too good that's why I finished early.
I Scored 14/30.
I keep saying it's the country that's frustrating these lecturers.
This one lecturer wanted to conduct a CA test for us and while organizing us to our seats, Prof was very angry at our seating arrangement. I got angry because obviously it was just a transfer of aggression to us..
There was a time we were having a lecture and someone provoked the lecturer. He became furious, but in the middle of his rage, his phone beeped with a message notification. He checked it, smiled, then turned to the student and said, βGod saved you because my salary just entered, so all my anger is gone.β π