Devon Mitchell

high school politician, time magazine person of the year 2006, 2011 geography bee runner up, grandma nominated, queen of panic attacks

[Devon Mitchell @devmitche]

@arzE @vampireweekend please make your next album a Grateful Dead cover album with @dongstreth I need Ezra singing ripple in my ear holes @timecrisis2000

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Unpopular opinion- Harry Styles’s attractiveness comes only from his hair

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Happy mental health day from me and my kidney stone on our way to Maryland for work 😜

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@RolfKristi @gucci__roberts Kristi, who are you talking about….

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Trying to find a meditation app without a subscription is making me more stressed than I already am…. Any suggestions out there?

[Roanoke College @RoanokeCollege]

A meeting of Maroons! Our very own Kaelyn Spickler '21, public information specialist for Roanoke County, Virginia, recently interviewed President Shushok on the county's podcast, "Out of the Office." Listen in on this important conversation at https://t.co/VJ4bTMooPv.

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God gives his silliest battles to his silliest geese

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My boyfriend just told me he “feels like taylor swift is todays princess Diana”

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Feeling like a royal graduating the same day as king Charles’ coronation 👑

[Time Crisis @timecrisis2000]

i’ll go first: how it sounds

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My dad used to tell us that if we got empty Easter eggs those were the best because they were like Jesus’ tomb

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@WashProbs The ballston mall

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@RolfKristi just told me I should’ve tasted the battery acid that leaked out of my car battery wtf

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That friend is my mom

[sanjiv @SanjivSanghavi]

Everyone should have a friend who has no idea what your job is and doesn’t care.

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My ex’s bookstore haul

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Cavern @RoanokeCollege

[Damien Scott @MadScientistFF]

What has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive?

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@Bear_Claire23 Man’s is looking for a Jesus loving house cat

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Does hr know fraülein Maria married her employer?

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I would like a midnights long pond session please

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@RolfKristi Weird choice but okay

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Update: my professor made me change “VW head” to “VW fan”

[Devon Mitchell @devmitche]

I love being a Comm major because it means I can say something like VW head in a paper and it’s completely relevant @vampireweekend @arzE @timecrisis2000