Devyn Read

I like to eat

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Is there fish in the water yet? Or are they still hibernating @rebelllsebelll

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If your pit stains have pit stains, you're obviously playing Mario party

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do you ever notice how lame people are always suddenly sick when something fun is going on?

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Trying not to spill coffee on yourself while riding the bus is harder then pretending like you know what your doing during sex

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@rebelllsebelll https://t.co/BvULH2piXJ

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I love it when I'm at a comfortable temperature, yet I'm still sweating like an Arab

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@rebelllsebelll https://t.co/gqcsofg9S2

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@darylg90 https://t.co/JY4gW2uzn5

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@rebelllsebelll https://t.co/JY4gW2uzn5

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I wonder if my blood will ever be accepted by the Red Cross #lifegoals

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Girls love cute shit @Thomas_corrie

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Hey winter! Allow me to bend over so you can rape me in the ass

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Kissing, it's not hard. Figure it the fuck out

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Snow removal makes me feel like I've been up all night doing hard drugs. May as well do hard drugs

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We are pretty lucky being white males, we hit the genetic lottery there @jaridavey