Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
Imagine hearing “I’m going to make a song to step to about walls, but it’s also going to represent the vagina of a woman I’m sleeping with, who just so happens to be the baby mama of the dude in prison serving life for killing my friend in sing about me and I’m going to visit him in jail and let him know how much his girl now loves me” LOL he really was misusing his influence.
Btw in your 20’s and 30’s you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something
The rest of the world will unfortunately never understand how headass it is to fly into Chicago and of all of the things to do and hoes to hit you go visit O block man 😭