Devo Dave

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

@CalvinHarris you need to to a collaboration track with @plumbmusic

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

@Gregy1968 was that a cup of tea?

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

#MyLifetimeMovieIsNamed cvs hairy palms - Walgreens blindness

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

#MyLifetimeMovieIsNamed is my flight boarding

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

#MyLifetimeMovieIsNamed misunderstood love - timid affection

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

The change in my pocket was never enough

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

@sarah1mc so do chopsticks and rubber bands

[Karl Stefanovic @karlstefanovic]

Regardless of what happens this semi final I'm so proud of Sam Stosur. Awesome Aussie. And her coach fellow Aussie David Taylor. Proud.

[Bob Sinclar @bobsinclar]

Smile its friday 🙏 are u ready for the week end ????? 💪🎆🍒 #parisbynight @pacha ibiza on saturday 🙌🔥

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

@sarah1mc can I send a carrier pigeon I'm out of credit from tweeting

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

#4OutOf5DoctorsSay check your prostate at least once a year - I'm OCD I check it every day - twice (smiles)

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

#OneTimeIWent to an asylum and looked around .... from the outside

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

#OneTimeIWent outside to smell the fresh air back in the 16th century

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

#OneTimeIWent to the circus it was like a family reunion

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

Corey Norman wanted to play a zinga like Andrew Johns whilst on a pinga

[Jacinta & Victoria @YeahTheGirlsRL]

Look, Corey Norman just wanted to show Avicii he was cool

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

@SexySillyGrl you can't buy a conscious they will remain the same

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

@BDSMunderground and the come in all shapes and sizes and GRIP levels !

[Devo Dave @devo_d]

#ICutTheWrongWire the cable company Hates me - Verizon wireless loves me - now what to do with it