devyn lyn parsons

wanderlusting homebody. just call me dev. 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

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catch me here from now on!

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

@AvgZing this is what’s happening by UW hospital 😕

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

@AvgZing this is at NE 62nd and 33rd, just thought the verbiage was weird from caller

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

out here with the parents 💙🩵🦑 let’s go kraken! #seakraken

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

first game of the month 😂 back with my favorite game buddy, my pops! #SeaUsRise

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

game number three with pops! #SeaUsRise

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

i mean i met someone, got married, and split up in a span of 10 months so i would say my mental health was pretty bad 💀

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests https://t.co/onndfrA5Tv

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

@komonews designated hitters rule was introduced to MLB

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

accurate

[kabulastugan @kblstgn]

“uy musta, how’s everything going?”

how everything is going:

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

@elonmusk top request is for you to get tf off this app. pls. fix that bug.

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

@Mscathygonzaga lol don’t blame your actions on God… you only feel bad bc you got called out 🙄 bastos

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

@FreeRuralCO @Kirtaner @elonmusk lmao shut up, katie 😂

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

@yaredtweets LMAO NOOOOOO 😭

it’s cuz “just focus” doesn’t translate at all for neurodivergent folks 🥲 but damn it would be nice if it did 😂

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

i just

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

if you haven’t reread The Phantom Tollbooth as an adult you must. the last time i read it was in 1997 and i loved it then but now it feels like seeing an old friend who is ready to impart some age-appropriate wisdom and laughs now that you’re old enough to get it/relate 🥰

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

@yaredtweets lolol you must be neurotypical 😂

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

dad’s first kraken game! 🦑 #seakraken #whereiroot #gokraken

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

out here looking for buoy 🧌 #seakraken

[devyn lyn parsons @devoburrito]

IM SORRY WHAT

[Phil Gordon Archived @PhilGordon46]

In her bilat w/ President Marcos, @VP reaffirmed the strength of our security Alliance and told Marcos that we want to strengthen our economic and investment ties. https://t.co/stl4h71z0R