DungeonMasterDevo

He/Him, Sometimes funny, sometimes clever, very rarely both. Forever DM. Kickin’ it with Mae & Arlo. Level 1 Dad/Husband-in-Training. Silly woke lib.

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@gobrightspeed outage in North Texas area? West of DFW?

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@JohnCornyn Coward

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@tedcruz Eat shit you worthless piece of trash excuse for a public servant.

Fuck off into oblivion.

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@MrsAMartini 34 counts. All of them. Every single one.

If I’m being honest, I would have SWORN it would be hung jury

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@RobInSpringTx @MrsAMartini

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@MaceAhWindu While it may not be perfect for some, it was perfect for me. I’ve always wanted to see something like this from this franchise and they perfectly nailed it.

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@SenFettermanPA Eat shit you flip flopping prick

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@MrsAMartini I fucking despise that troll. He’s worthless.

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@JoeBiden Ceasefire. Now.

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@notcapnamerica Negative.

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@notcapnamerica As the parent of a toddler, this is some real shit.

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@MaceAhWindu My DM skills and overall knowledge in D&D.

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@whoisdose This gave me an early morning giggle that I needed.

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@MaceAhWindu I’ve described it as Western Shakespeare. Ian McShane is, by and large, my most favorite actor ever.

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@JerryMoran “Blah blah blah I’m a coward blah blah blah”

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@MrsAMartini I hate that I hear her voice in everything she posts.
I don’t think I’ve found a more annoying voice box spill more abhorrent vitriol than that cretin.

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@notcapnamerica He called him a goomba! 🤣🤣🤣

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@BLACKTIVIST5 @notcapnamerica

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@UpBeatGeeks That’s a LOT of schmeckles

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@chantillylime This clip will forever be what I show others to make them watch the show.