Scott Kidd

Stand up / Sketch / Improv
Comedian
@thescottkidd on #Instagram

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#Elderlymovies
James and the Giant prostate
@midnight

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@hanyonmooon @AleTreviSal Seems like a blank

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@BarackObama Fake ass Uncle Tom

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@JoeBiden Yeah but who? I know you can't be implying yourself.

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What does it mean when a girl takes a picture but scratches out the face of the kid in it?

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@brittdaymare @AlexJungle2 @JoeBiden You finger doesn't breathe oxygen.

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@John29043198 @AlexJungle2 @JoeBiden That's a based on capillary refill not on exhalation of CO2 you jackasses literally

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@pinkys_piercing @AlexJungle2 @JoeBiden Says a fat person

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@Latinxagainst45 @JoeBiden So do you

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@goodbye56789 @JoeBiden I'm guessing you let him grope you

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@JoeBiden 500k/7billion=.0075%
Also you're a creeper

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Idk what makes me more nauseous, seeing a comedienne profile pic with a mask or a microphone... Either way, I can tell you are not funny.

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I'd like to see the commercial that tells women dying your hair green hides cellulite...

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@JoeBiden Why does he sound like Kenny from @SouthPark

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I wish we could change his name to Bernie Panders

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@tiktok_us The three stooges did it better, but thanks for the reminder

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@elosoblanco69 If it's black or red matters also if it's outside or inside... I'd just try not eating so much @DiGiorno

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@HooperHairPuff You're stoked about being a Nazi sympathizer. I'm sure your family would have loved you in the 40s...

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This year for Halloween I'll be going as the "Scariest Thing" wearing NO MASK!

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@The_Tommy_Jeffs @GizmoShorty @goolir @BarackObama Aka Merchant of Death