Alex

“gorgeous” according to SOLANGE

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Something is telling me this is not a good idea

[Omar Abdelaziz @OmarAbcXyz123]

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[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Oomf just got the iPhone duo…

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Are you rage baiting

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

@doobaym @imperfectfordre It’s been 6

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

@odyssseyy I be in the club with my backpack

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

@Sergio76053006 Going to the movies alone is so much better than being with other people lowkey

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Embarrassingly h-word right now

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Accidentally losing weight because I keep forgeting to eat

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

@jordnsworld I can’t get mine above 100…

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Trying not to watch porn anymore so whenever I think about watching it I open magic sort

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

@urfavetortilla

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

@bboyblunt Hiii

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Can’t tell if I’m manic or if my meds are like actually working

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

I was really hoping the other guy’s name was Laurel

[PRISMORA @LawalVic]

The dude on the right has been waiting for this 😀😀

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Global warming is bad but this 70 degree weather feels so good. I kinda need it to be like this all winter………….

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

They tried to silence me.

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Imagine living to be 97 and then dying at your own birthday party

[Danielle @DLVermeer]

never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

@melvsolar I’m crying

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

Until you fly into a wall and kill yourself

[oli @highkeyoli]

finding a cave that you can turn into an elytra map is probably the best accidental feature of any game ever

[Alex @devolvedpunk]

The first girl I’m crying

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Fox News asks young voters their opinions on Trump